Grab interest

Mr. MacAfee: Kids!  I don't know what's wrong with these kids today! Kids!  Who can understand anything they say? Kids!  They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs! Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers! 

Mrs. MacAfee: And while we're on the subject: Kids!  You can talk and talk till your face is blue! Kids!  But they still just do what they want to do! Both: Why can't they be like we were, Perfect in every way? 

All: What's the matter with kids today?  

Mrs. MacAfee Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today! And 

Rosie: Kids!  Even I don’t understand what they say! Kids!  They are so ridiculous and so immature. I don’t see why anybody wants them. Why are they so dreadful? 

All adults: Kids! What the devil's wrong with these kids today?  Kids!  Who could guess that they would turn out that way!  Why can't they be like we were,  Perfect in every way? What’s the matter with kids today?  

All: Kids! Mr. MacAfee:(Spoken) It’s not the midnight swims…it’s the loop-the-loop that hurts! All: Kids! Mr. MacAfee: Why couldn’t they change the draft age to about eleven! 

(music) Mr. MacAfee: I didn’t know what puberty was until I was already past it! 

All: Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons! And while we're on the subject! 

All: Kids! They are just impossible to control!   Kids!  With their awful clothes and their rock and roll! Adults: Why can't they be like we were,  Perfect in every way? 

 All: What's the matter with kids today