CAT IN THE HAT/ GREEN EGGS & HAM

After all of those years, being stuck on a page.

Did you ever imagine you’d see me on stage?

Now I’m here.  There’s no telling what may ensue.

No there’s no telling what.  But I’ll give you a clue.

You’re sad.  Oh dear.  But luckily for you the Cat is here.

DANCE BREAK

I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-am
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere

Not in a house, not with a mouse
Not here or there, not anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-am

Could you? Would you? With a goat?
Could you? Would you? On a boat?
Could you? Would you? In the rain?
Could you? Would you? On a train?

Not with a goat, not on a boat
Not in the rain, not on a train
Not in a house, not with a mouse
Oh, no

Not in a box, not with a fox
Not in a tree, you let me be
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-am

I do not like green eggs and ham